the other day i saw someone wearing a trump mugshot shirt and really the only way it can work for a trump supporter is if you also wear a hat saying i dont agree with the shirt
we are officially in the “fascists eventually coming after fascists” stage of fascism www.rawstory.com/charlie-k…
why are they calling it populism when dumbfuckism is available
I just don’t understand the sociopathy that goes into being able to lie on a regular basis. I am physically unable to lie. I’m physically unable to even fake interest in a conversation.
donald is complaining that he was not allowed a jury trial, a right he himself failed to exercise. but dumb as bricks shitnipple cult members will still believe him
guy at the bar bought me a couple of beers because he misremembered my name for the tenth time. I think his name is Jeff, could be Jake
there’s no one I respect less than the ppl who performatively opened a mastodon account when elon bought shitter, spent a few days pretending to use it and then went back to shitting
yeah its joe biden who’s too old to be president
i like traveling for work but i also like coming back to my home office with the view of the woods and sonos surround sound
there’s a straight line between donald trump telling Americans they’re being indicted when it’s actually him being indicted and elon musk asking Bill Gates why he’s against climate change mitigation when he shorted tesla. it’s called malignant narcissism
eagles just won in overtime, Phillies are about to win a 90 win season I hope the world is ready for this shit because this bar sure isn’t
drinking bud lite at the birds game because I’m tay-tra woke
I’m walking up stairs just behind a woman and her tiny boy
boy: mom he’s following you
mom smiles at me
boy: MOM HE’S FOLLOWING YOU
boys tone suddenly changes
boy: or is he following me???
me: sir I’m not following either of you
AOC is going to help Matt gaetz topple Kevin McCarthy which makes sense because like they say, leftism and trumpism eventually meet in the populist back because politics is a full circle
I don’t wear my Fitbit during eagles games because I don’t need a Fitbit to know I’m having atrial fibrillation during an eagles game
you’d think more people would be concerned that the richest guy in the world is a literal Nazi, especially the ones still funding his social media network
looks like I just returned from a COVID super spreader event in the UK but so far the only thing I brought back with me is a hangover and minimal sleep
according to my tax filing 101 course from trump university I can legally file fraudulent tax returns as long as I add the disclaimer that they are fraudulent
I like when British toilets come with clear instructions
2 hours of sleep last night from the eagles win and stayed up again tonight watching the Phillies get into the playoffs tonight in fucking Birmingham, UK
I’m panicking
if both parties are the same how come the leader of one party is publicly calling for the execution of a former chairman of the joint chiefs of staff
so basically the first trump term
in Birmingham it’s illegal to drink your beer not next to a canal
this city knows how to push my buttons
