stop trying to make people happy who can only be happy through self validation. they will never be happy. it won’t make you happy. and you will suffer the consequences of not being able to make them happy. save yourself, especially if you’re an empath whose happiness comes from making others happy.
I get the purpose of a dress tie, it’s a big fancy dick hanging from your neck because your pants dick is too short and unpatterned for professional credibility
we strategically stationed the dog outside my wife’s booth in our local craft fair to attract the “oh sooo cuteee” foot traffic
woman passing by: is the dog for sale
me: no but you can help support his lavish lifestyle
October wilderness protocol in South East Pennsylvania
passing a fellow hiker
hiker: go Phils
me: go Phils
me: go birds
hiker: go birds
fall hikes are the closest I’ve come to sensing a non malignant god type thing
today the eagles play at 4, Phillies play at 6 so there will be a window of an hour when I will be required to wear an eagles jersey, a Phillies jersey, an eagles hat and a Phillies hat all at the same time
the mobile trump store has again appeared at this year’s local craft fair but they’ve put it way in the back so people won’t try to set it on fire
taking a stand for science by partially trimming my beard before the Phillies NL divisional series. not trimming fully because there are still many things science cannot explain
sometimes I worry I’m eating too much butter but then I crunch a few numbers and conclude that there’s a lot more butter out there
so vivek ramu lied about liberal protestors driving into his car. a good rule of thumb is to never believe anything a maga says because maga fascism is all about creating an alternate fake reality where everything is scary and can only be fixed by the dear leader
donald could give Russia a nuclear submarine and magas would be like traveling underwater is overrated anyways
went out for a walk but then started jogging like an insane person
feels like blue jays are always at defcon 1
RFK jr will take away votes from both biden and trump because the demographic of people who shove a finger in their butthole, take it out and smell it is party-agnostic
apparently twitter is only valued at 8 billion now and 7.5 billion of that is dril tweets
i have fall eye allergies for the very first time in my life. is this climate change or is this old age
once the gop is done inviting donald trump to speak at the capitol they should look for osama bin ladens carcass so they can invite it to speak in downtown manhattan
malignant narcissists have been responsible for most of humanity’s downfall. and yet we still lack the awareness to detect them in our midst. because they are friends and family. but they are also genocidal motherfuckers. it’s the exact same people. this is a fight between them and us.
narcissistic, possibly mentally disabled man says things
accidentally high fived a pirates fan after the Phillies went to the nlds and now I feel bad
happy Phillies Grand slam in a playoff game day to everyone who observes
if people read your anti-lgbtq hate tweets and get inspired to send bomb threats to schools you’re a terrorist. libs of tiktok is a terrorist.
it’s not been a good day for Florida man and it won’t be a good day for Florida baseball teams
it’s Phillies o' clock
if you dont shut down the stock market right now i’m gonna claim its rigged