polls don’t mean shit right now but still, lol
thoughts and prayers to everybody in florida who is experiencing freezing 60 degree weather. be careful out there and watch for black ice on the roads
the success of every single gop primary candidate’s campaign mathematically hinges on donald going to prison which they will all no doubt publicly oppose when it actually happens
murdery toilet granola wants to deport hamas supporters. i will go a step further and propose that we also deport the january 6 coup supporters
american democracy is at defcon level “is it legal for the gop presidential nominee to threaten witnesses, prosecutors and judges with death”
good luck enforcing a gag order on a mentally incapacitated malignant narcissist without putting him in prison
I’m sorry birds fans it was me I was drinking a jersey beer during the game. should not have substituted my pa yuengling lager with a jersey flying fish even though the beer was called go birds. fucking stealth beer
astros vs rangers hmm. do I root against the assholes who beat us in the world series or do I root against dubya’s team. I root against the assholes.
poland seems to have trumped their trump
why is mike pence running for president? donald is the exact same person he is today that he was in 2016. fuck off you complicit piece of shit.
cynicism is just a bad faith performance of apathy especially if you have kids
eclipse shmeclipse. just a large rock obstructing an old fire
its raining at the local LGBTQ craft fair where my wife has a booth and a gop pol entered our tent to take shelter. first of all, how dare you show up at an LGBTQ anything? second of all get the fuck out of our antifa tent. don’t you have a school board meeting to go and accuse teachers of grooming
gentle reminder: the GOP nominee for president will be a guy who tried to redirect a hurricane into Alabama using a sharpie
be careful theres a lot of evil out there that surrounds itself with stupid
I always have a bro hug waiting for me in a local bar. what have you done with your life
braves probably regret atta boy harpering now
can’t fucking believe we beat the best team in baseball second year in a row to go to the nlcs
4 more games away from the world series
holy fucking shit my Phillies
some days I can’t believe they pay me to sit in a sweet ass room in my own house, tap on the keyboard and talk to a few people
funny that tommy tuberville fighting so hard for his Lord by trying to keep women from having abortions meanwhile his Lord is all dude I just want to watch you fall down a staircase
donald trump’s vision for the world is very simple. he wants everyone to stop fighting and form a dignified line to suck his dick while cradling his balls. ok you may continue fighting now.
I don’t know how the world expects Americans to have the energy to worry about climate change when we have so many imaginary but more terrifying things to worry about
aaron rodgers wants to debate anthony fauci about vaccines. how about anthony fauci debate you instead on how to not get on the IR within the first 2 minutes of your football season