just had an argument with a guy at the bar about which team’s jersey Taylor Swift will be wearing at the eagles chiefs game. bro not only is there science to support Taylor Swift wearing an eagles jersey but she will specifically be wearing a Brian Westbrook jersey
birds win today, phillies play tomorrow. let’s go sports
standing in the backyard in the rain after escaping from the party I hear a barred owl hooting from the woods. this is now my own personal party
sitting in a bar in willimantic, connecticut waiting for the rain to subside so I can go trespass on train tracks to photograph fall colors
donald the domestic terrorist is not having a good day
I hope that between every loser session jim jordan and matt gaetz are taking time off from their busy schedules to scissor each other with full dick and balls contact
stopped at a random little diner just off the Merritt parkway in Connecticut and this is the view from our table
you fucking cockbags. you don’t need to try shit. get the fuck off twitter, read some history and realize that it’s already been tried and it has failed
you don’t have terrible politics you’re a terrible person
just found my long lost twin sister
jim jordan really thought a dirty insurrectionist terrorist would get to be speaker of the house. eat shit you treasonous dumb fuck
is it still a witch hunt if people keep pleading guilty to being a witch
i only have a fake law degree from trump university but this seems ominous for donnie doofus
now that his minions will start flipping soon donalds campaign donors are gonna see more diaper charges on their expense reports
shittiest kraken ever www.cnn.com/2023/10/1…
people will think five times before adding an extra dollar to a tip and then throw their entire life’s savings into a “stock market”
40 degrees, watching baseball by the fire with coke studio playing on the speaker
not even halfway through my covid canned kidney beans
took off early from work to walk some mountain rails
if you wont speak out against the problematic beliefs intrinsic to your religion, others will and that will make you mad but actually you are the problem
its hard to not be complicit in fascism when your livelihood depends on being complicit in fascism
starting to think jim jordan is only running for speaker to make trump feel less of a loser by losing more often than him
my latest acquisition, an udu style drum. my wife says it looks like two dicks but I say it looks more like balls
i like how trumpies refuse to believe terrible stories about donald as recounted by someone else while he re-enacts those terrible stories in real time
it’s a gorgeous fall morning in the Pennsylvania mountains
