it’s fucking 2023 in fucking America and politicians who use “religion” to make public policy decisions are still a thing

won consolation prize for best Halloween costume in our local tavern. this hat will never leave my scalp

the most fucking hilarious thing to me about americans is they all seem to agree that the country is going to complete shit and yet, they will vote for the very party that is responsible for it

maga goobs keep calling donald masculine. which of these is a masculine trait?

stay in bed until 11 am to watch every tv channel that will mention his name

fire ppl by tweet because too scared to fire in real life

golf = only exercise

combover, fake uneven tan

cry day and night about losing

in the middle of the hot baking Pennsylvania summer one day we found a couple of fledgling mourning dove siblings huddled underneath our tiny front yard wildflower patch. I was worried that their parents had abandoned them so I started sprinkling shelled sunflower seeds in their general vicinity in the hope that they would start eating them. every morning I would check on them through the glass door panel to see how they were doing. they weren’t touching the seeds. I started to worry that they were going to starve to death. and they did seem to be getting a bit lethargic. a couple of mornings later as I was peeking at them, I saw one dove approach the seeds and hesitantly try one out. I called out to my wife “THEY FOUND THE SEEDS”. my wife rushed down the stairs to share my happiness. the other dove was still just sitting there, probably the dumber brother. but soon I saw him walk up to the seeds, emulate his sister and try them out. soon, both of them were gorging on the seeds and also starting to explore their surroundings, wandering into our neighbors front yard and sitting underneath the japanese maple. they stayed in our yard most of the day eating but then in the evening I saw them sometimes in our neighbors yards, but they always returned to their huddle spot underneath our sprawling false indigo. and then one day, they were gone. on the one hand I was happy that they had grown up and left our yard, turning us into literal empty nesters. on the other hand I missed my babies. but then one day I saw little plants coming up out of the mulch where I had sprinkled those sunflower seeds. turned out they were sunflower plants. I had no idea you could even grow sunflower plants from shelled seeds. and now, in fall, our sunflower plants have grown a lot more, flowered, and are catering to late season bees and myriad other insects who gather around in droves and harvest whatever the hell it is they are finding in there. as for me, whenever I walk past the sunflowers, I remember and miss my two baby doves who shared our life space for a while. i hope they’re having a good life being stupid, clumsy and funny adult doves out there in the world. watch out for that fucking coopers hawk.

it’s not that hard. white supremacism and religion

imagine being a trumpster donating money to fund donalds right to threaten some random court clerk with death

sure, religion is responsible for wholesale murder, the subjugation of women and the lgbtq community, ppl not giving a fuck about climate change and gun violence but yes, go on and normalize it by absolving it of all evils by claiming it’s just the fundamentalists

the same liberals who believe thoughts and prayers are not a legitimate solution to any problem will also refuse to blame religion for anything. hey goofy goof, where do you think this “thoughts and prayers will fix everything” mentality comes from?

law-abiding gun owner murders a lot of people

any time any news article mentions iowa caucuses it is necessary to also mention that donald trump accused ted cruz of stealing the vote in 2016 through fraud

sometimes I think there must be a better life out there where your emotional well being does not depend on the success of your sporting teams

this is the only correct way to honor Texas sporting teams

how it started, how it’s going

its been a big day for flipping rats abcnews.go.com/US/chief-…

gonna be fun when everyone around donald pleads guilty and he’s left holding his own dick while his adult grown sons cup his balls so they dont fall off

anyone in the media want to ask rafael “ted” cruz why he was willing to contest the 2020 election in the supreme court based on a bunch of ppl who are now claiming they were lying about the election being rigged

amazing how the gop is completely rotten top down and bottom up. at the top its infested by white fascist men who tried a violent coup and the bottom is infested by white fascist women who run around bullying lgbtq and minority kids and ban books. somehow ppl still vote for this full-stack shit show

trump lawyer, religious nutjob and insurrectionist shit-sipper jenna ellis pleads guilty. i still remember her stupid smirking face and righteous tweets while she was busy being complicit in a coup. we told you even back then, dickhead fuckface, that accountability will come for you, eventually

I’m ready to go to the world series. let’s go phils

yeah, Joe Biden is the one with the donkey brain

you can tell a lot about someone by their sense of humor. elon musks sense of humor tells me he’s a boring abusive bully who wouldnt know how to be funny even if he paid 44 billion for it

it’s amusing to watch trumpy goobers get educated on how the legal system works. yes, prosecutors routinely offer reduced sentences to co-operating defendants in return for testimony. its called a “plea bargain” and not “intimidation”

gop politicians are mediocre dumb fucks because the gop base is mediocre and dumb as fuck. there are no more ideological divides. the divide is between reason and dumbfuckism.

whenever ppl justify human rights violations with “state rights” it’s fascist. whenever ppl justify violent hate speech with “first amendment” it’s fascist. the right to do something does not mean doing it is always morally justifiable. this is not rocket science except to a dumb fuck fascist.