how many Nazis can one billionaire be
remember when a qanon conspiracy theorist attacked Nancy pelosis husband and the response of shitter’s owner was to spread the conspiracy theory that he was her husband’s gay lover? but yeah, please continue shitting for him
I’m at the closing party of a tech conference and I’m trying to figure out if I’m in a lenny kravitz music video or an episode of silicon valley
vivek ramu isn’t doing well in the GOP primary so he went dumber. always a good move
every right wing fascist horror comes to you courtesy of religion
there was a desi vendor selling sarees at a local church holiday craft fair. we will not stop until all you’re white grandmother are wearing sarees at the Christmas dinner table
when I get old I want to be Kevin Bacons Instagram feed
to all the republicans calling each other losers, please allow me to mediate this dispute. you are all losers.
what time do I need to be standing outside to catch Icelanders falling from the sky
taking the opportunity of a work conference in Vegas to jump off into the desert. we gonna visit some valleys of fire and mining ghost towns
if everybody ate one millionaire a day we could fix climate change
the thing about white supremacists is, they have a very low opinion of the suburban white parent intellect
the only job position requiring fewer skills than gop politician is right wing commentator
the federal government will officially be warning against ultra processed food which means majorie toilet green will be having kids just so she can exclusively feed them ultra processed food and live ammunition
sometimes I feel like I have too many opinions but people listen to them and agree with them and then I feel like perhaps I should have a few more
I like to occasionally visit Philly not just to gawk at women in business suits but also to gawk at Philly
nikki haley is against executing women for having an abortion which means she’ll likely start receiving death threats from pro lifers
when I get old I want ppl to look at me and say when I get old I want to look slightly less old than that guy he looks like he drinks a lot and probably used to smoke at some point but his biceps are still cool though
whenever I get anxious I remind myself that whatever it is it’s not gonna kill me and I feel better. but I’m worried that if something is going to kill me I’m gonna lose my shit with anxiety
is there anything more Indian tech bro than believing that the only role of school is to teach kids how to STEM
this country might have some hope. garbage sociopathic Indian maga tech goober lost to empathic Indian school kids. hey aarati martino, if you hate the LGBTQ community so much I can recommend you a few countries to immigrate, you anti-American shitsipper
the neo-nazi group moms 4 liberty is starting to realize that you can fool dumbfuck illiterate white rurals with book banning, shrieking and grooming talk but the educated suburbs are gonna tell you to pick up your shit and stuff it back inside your asshole. bye shitheads and never come back.
two suburban philly school districts flipped blue last night from neo-nazi moms 4 liberty affiliated gop boards. i guess my people were not too much into book-banning or lgbtq-erasing or random shrieky ppl showing up at school board meetings to accuse locals of grooming tinyurl.com/4mk7d3x
if you feel trepidation about this country, Mississippi just elected its first openly gay state lawmaker. we’re gonna march on and leave maga detritus behind, you just need to turn the fuck out and vote no matter how mad you are that biden didnt take you out on that romantic date he promised
everyone: biden sucks and he should stop running for president
dark brandon: sends an off-year blue wave to flatten out maga in kentucky, ohio, virginia, pennsylvania and new jersey