a goose egg


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I’m sure many people were all, why are you interrupting my entertainment, find a different way to protest, you monsters. anyways, fuck those people.

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this year I’m thankful to live in a blue state with a blue governor and a blue legislature in a blue township with a blue school board that’s part of a blue county. I wish the best for red state liberals newrepublic.com/article/1…

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get outta here with your “religion is good because I personally am not a fundamentalist” hot takes. you people are worse than the “I’m into trumpism but only for the tax breaks” fartmuffins

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I’ve always been a fan of sigur ros but I didn’t really understand the band until I watched heima and then I just sat there with a big smile plastered across my face at peace with myself and the world

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this says more about how grifty mcshitgrin feels about religion and God than it says about his views on LGBTQ

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who else is excited about the new season of terrorism? the domestic white supremacist season was fun but it was starting to get a bit boring

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creepy, right? except it’s not much creepier than female modesty culture, certain forms of which are normalized and glorified in liberal circles.

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only a dumb mediocre shitbabboon like vivek ramu would believe that staying out of world war 3 is a plan in itself and not the beneficial side effect of actually having a plan. nobody on the allied side planned on entering world war 2. world war 2 was forced upon them.

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pun intended?

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if i believed that god has been fucking with the earth on and off with genocidal floods and shit there’s about a 0% probability that i would give a fuck about climate change. this is not rocket science.

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the first step towards a working democracy is not voting for ppl who literally believe that humanity was wiped out by a giant flood less than 6 thousand years ago and every animal and bird was saved by some dude with a giant ship. lets just start with that and see how things go.

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why is it ridiculously easy to find passable Indian food but ridiculously hard to find passable Chinese food in this country

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“money cant buy you happiness” makes more sense when you realize its target was narcissistic unloved men like donald and elon who despite being rich enough to spend every moment of their life doing something fun and rewarding choose to spend it begging for likes and retweets from easy to please scum

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just realized i’ve been using the word “jive” when i should’ve been using “jibe” all this time and now my entire world is crashing all around me

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feels like more americans should give a fucking fuck that a court agreed that donald trump engaged in insurrection

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what happened in vegas didnt stay in vegas (covid)

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it worked. thank you mr. nugget

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just like donald elon is going through a years long mental breakdown and just like donald he doesn’t seem to have any loved ones or friends who care enough to give him an intervention

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if elon musk hadn’t been born with money he’d probably be dead by now for eating a tarantula on tiktok

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the founding fathers intended the first amendment to be more about allowing Elon musk to say Nazi shit without consequence than about allowing the media to report on Elon musk saying Nazi shit and hurt his feelings

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your reporting is infringing upon my right to free speech without consequence

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whoever forced him to do this is likely covered in ketchup

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I never checked in so I didn’t have to check out so once it was time to leave I just up and left #dontdodrugs

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my day

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feels like the headline is missing some critical information