hey white progressives who claim to be passionate about climate change mitigation but are going to sit out 2024 or vote gop because biden didnt suck out all the CO2 from the atmosphere and put it in his basement, you’re not passionate about anything other than the smell of your own farts
oh okay so it was actually mike pences son, an unelected person who actually prevented a constitutional crisis on January 6. cool cool. this is how close America came to an actual coup. meanwhile, keep shrieking about how biden is the devil and sucking your own dick in protest
its almost like it doesnt matter if you stop doing a whole bunch of low impact things as long as you dont stop doing even one of the high impact things
starting to miss when i had covid and couldn’t smell my dogs farts or asparagus pee
raises hand
uh….because your supporters are paying for your crime lords legal bills?
explain it to me like i’m a narcissistic billionaire: why is elon musk touring israel
“single mom of 9 hurting from price hikes”. allow me to present an alternative theory for why you’re hurting.
it boggles my mind how we normalize “God” in casual conversation. oh okay so you believe the science of climate change, evolution, the basic workings of literally everything in modern society but then you feel it’s okay to just casually throw in “God”, something completely unsupported by science. this is not a conversation anymore, it’s the sharing of a delusion. you need medical help sir.
I will tolerate religious people just like I tolerate climate change denialists, creationists and qanon conspiracy theorists. you’re all equally intolerable and dangerous to society. I will still smile at you when you first start speaking and then tune the fuck out
people thought elon musk was tony stark from iron man instead he turned out to be gollum from Lord of the rings
you’d think the rest of the world, after watching America’s trump and Brazils bolsonaro, would reconsider empowering fascists but sometimes you have to experience fascism personally to know that you don’t want it
everybody relax. the country isn’t going to vote for a guy who ended roe, who was found guilty of sexual assault, who incited a violent insurrection, who is routinely yowling gibberish on social media and interviews and who will be convicted in Georgia by next fall. I’m mostly talking to myself.
here’s a handy tip on spotting intellectual mediocrity: when someone is asked to defend an opinion their response is to defend their right to express that opinion but not the substance of the opinion.
the world’s two largest democracies are racing each other towards complete goofiness but it’s still too close to call
nice to see another insurrectionist go down. happy Thanksgiving
holiday spirit: that jovial mindset every winter when you take a break during every meal from worrying that within a year this country as you know it may cease to exist
how many times a day do you think donald thinks about nuking Gaza just so American Jews will like him more
if you see a small man in a large graveyard with his dick hanging out don’t worry it’s just elon musk out to exact vengeance on his dead enemies
my wife’s car died so we’ve decided to transition into a 1 car + ebike lifestyle. feels like the main obstacle here would be to get over the absolute fucking privilege of owning 2 cars
this is an extremely philly story about how a few local immigrants in the 17th century started calling for abolitionism a century before the rest of the city and the secret document of the petition www.inquirer.com/news/phil…
the first rule of tech bro club is you let your bro say stupid shit and not point out how stupid it is and that’s why elon musk is out there babbling about owning large graveyards filled with his enemies and how the pandemic was gonna end in April 2020
it’s cool to know my life’s roadmap is based on a line from fargo
elon musk flexes his bicep but instead of a bicep his belly pops out #largegraveyardenergy
elon musk has a large graveyard full of enemies. their graves were scattered around the country but he paid a guy to dig em up and consolidate them in the same graveyard. he also told the guy he didn’t care whose graves he was moving as long as there was a lot of body transfer. to a large graveyard.
it’s fucked up that these motherfuckers actually believe this and that we’re still letting them go uneaten
