this year of accountability has outdone itself. bravo 2023, bravo
giuliani is not going to have a good rest of his life
i dont know why white people watch horror movies when they are already terrified 24/7 about fictional things
done donating to my five charities with employer match. natural lands (local land conservation org), wissahickon trails (local watershed preservation org), manna on main street (local soup kitchen), home at last (local dog rescue) and aark (local wildlife rescue and rehabilitation org)
America’s mayor, America’s team, America first. America seems to have a branding problem
I envy people who have the emotional strength to care about things in addition to their own internal demons. most of us have normalized spending most of our time fighting our internal battles and only caring about other things on a highly prioritized basis. because sleep comes first.
this christmas if you are planning to gift a loved one donalds farts in a jar, please please make sure they actually came from donalds butthole. i’m hearing that a few trump stores are actually selling stephen millers farts and labelling them as donald
if you would never think of watching fox news because it propagates and normalizes fascism why are you still shitting on shitter you shitsipper
donald is selling pieces of the suit he wore during the mugshot in atlanta. the diaper he filled during the mugshot however has been sent to the national archives since there might be classified documents in there
Tesla is recalling all its cars perhaps it’s time to recall its CEO from his smartphone
today i learnt that the expression “criminy!” comes from “christ’s money” that judas was paid to betray jesus and the word “glock” comes from “god’s little cock” that he used to impregnate mary without her realizing it
human fart rocket rudolph “america’s drunk pedophile uncle” giuliani is not having a good day in court
elon musk, just like donald trump, would be unemployable in pretty much every company other than the ones he owns
of course, like every other mediocre privileged narcissistic motherfucker, he will blame it on cancel culture tinyurl.com/5dakjzx5
my laptop is giving me a “sunset coming” warning which means its time to gather my oxen, trudge back to the farmhouse, light all the candles and lock the door to keep out the demons of nightfall
if i’d attempted a coup i wouldn’t even joke about being a dictator but then i am not a white man running for president in a country where a white man can boast about sexual assault, have 20 women accuse him of sexual assault, have a jury find him liable for sexual assault and still win
elon musk really paid 44 billion to get publicly owned on shitter by shitters own community notes. I would’ve done it for 1 billion (shithead discount)
i hope texans have a plan B if plan A to turn texas blue doesn’t work out. living in a failed state will eventually catch up with you if it hasn’t already
all i want for christmas is for rudy giuliani to lose everything he owns and be forced to live underneath a bridge with an imaginary rat named mawk
“why can’t we have good things”? here’s a clue: the white majority will once again vote for a serial rapist who attempted a violent coup against america. this is why we can’t have good things.
I don’t care what your single issue is, it goes through democrats gaining power at every level of government. if you’re doing anything other than helping that happen, you’re working against what you want. unless you’re into performative theater. in which case, fuck you
it’s not too much to ask progressives to stop performing online. like there are people who want to get rid of capitalism and their plan is hey if we tear everything down something else will take its place and surely it can’t be worse than capitalism. guy, listen to me. it absolutely can be worse.
I don’t want to be a downer for the climate justice community but the fact that musician Taylor Swift is telling ppl to vote for climate justice while “climate justice activists” are telling people it don’t make a difference whom they vote for may not be good for climate justice
there’s a couple sitting next to me in the bar the girl is wearing an eagles jersey and the guy is wearing sweatpants that say “asshole” so he’s probably a cowboys fan
remember dumbfuck sarah palin and her fantasy “death panels”? this is a real life GOP death panel. nobody other than privileged white men actually believes that both parties are the same
