a goose egg


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white progressives: I’m gonna stop voting because I’m not getting everything I want

me: cool bro im voting to protect my right to exist

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you really want things to get better? how about you start with not making things worse boo

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white progressives: meh voting is overrated

reality: your 2016 protest vote killed and will kill many more women not to mention it already killed 700,000 people who died of COVID because you were complicit in electing a mentally incapacitated sociopath for president

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white progressives who were born yesterday and want everything to change overnight are the absolute fucking best

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please reset the “days since the new york times had a garbage gaslighting take” counter back to 0

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i dont know bro at least dont vote for a guy who killed 700,000 people with a preventable illness

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your 2016 protest vote is going to kill people like me

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waking up to the knowledge that the gop candidate for president just shrieked out that people like me are “poisoning the blood of the country” is quite something

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if it feels like I’m having a meltdown, it’s because I am. how is everyone else not

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brown immigrants can vote GOP all they want because of religion but the GOP will eventually come after you, shitheads. god damn these stupid fucking clueless religious dumb fucks.

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I’m sorry guys but voting your conscience is a privilege you lost the moment you voted for fucking ralph nader. if you think you still have that privilege you’re dumber than trump nazis

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people don’t understand the level of violence we’re going to see in 2024 from trump terrorists. anyways, happy holidays

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if you care about: democracy, the climate, women’s rights, black lives, LGBTQ rights, human rights in general, maybe stop posting about how biden is terrible which may get you some internet clout and a pleasant feeling in your groin and not a lot more and actually do something to get biden reelected

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history is going to judge your protest vote poorly

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one party is encouraging violence against brown people. but yes let’s pretend that both parties are the same. fuck you.

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I like how Americans are all, the cowboys lost, the niners won and falcons lost so the eagles are mathematically in the playoffs because it’s math come on but Biden won by 7 million votes and that’s still open to interpretation

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every senate republican who didn’t vote to convict donald for January 6 should and will be held publicly responsible for blood that will be spilled in the next few years by trump terrorists

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you can suck donald’s toadstool dick all you want but in the end the only face he will cover with his pustulent load is his own

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I cut my finger slicing bread so my wife made me a dog

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ron desantis and donald trump trying to hurl insults at each other is like two bananas trying to peel each other

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outside the bar: sign saying do not enter if you’re afraid to be within six feet of someone else because our rights trump your fear

inside the bar: bartender complaining that she fell sick for a week because there was a guy sitting by the cash register coughing all the time

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took 3 photos today with my finger in the picture. is this what getting old looks like

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the theme of 2023 has been mediocre men being held accountable for their actions. 2024 will be continuing the good work

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everything donald trump touches turns to shit. in this case the shit turned into a pool of diarrhea