i will never stop being mad about what happened on this day two years ago and the fascist piece of shit who did it. and you shouldnt either.
apparently donald trump lost the house speaker election yesterday. he only got one vote. fly this shit over maralago
morning ritual:
1 check my company stock
2 cry a little
3 check tesla stock
4 smile a little
day 4 of sobriety: coffee gets me hjigh
Kevin McCarthy just lost his ninth vote. he’s still got a long way to go to catch up with the number of times Donald Trump lost Arizona
the most productive thing this republican house could possibly do for the next two years is keep voting for house speaker
cardiologist: your heart is 20% more efficient than average but you need to cut down on your drinking
me: what will it pump then
term limits for politicians makes sense because how else would you know whether there are any republicans out there less qualified for the job
I feel very guilty if I break the yolk when I’m frying someone an egg. I know how furious I’d be if someone did that to me
just encountered an extremely reasonable conversation between two suburban white women while i was pretending to browse the multivitamin aisle in the local CVS. within a span of five minutes it covered various topics such as police brutality, social justice, women’s rights and gun control. i agreed with both of them on every single issue. i would like to think much of america falls in this bucket of liberal centrism because nothing else can explain how we survived four years of trumpism.
happy new year to everyone except Donald Trump and his cult, Putin and his minions and the Dallas cowboys and their fanbase
just stepped in poop in the middle of the woods. what kind of an animal poops in the woods like an animal