apparently donald is expected to announce his presidential candidacy today because 15 points is too few points for doug mastriano to lose by
I hope someone’s working on an alternative real life network where we can move our real life personas once this one goes full on fascist
at the fetterman rally
fetterman: I’ll vote to codify roe v wade
everyone: YEAH
little kid next to me screaming: YEAH
little kid to mom: WHAT’S ROE V WADE
went to a Montgomery county fetterman rally today. the thing about blue suburbs is, no matter how blue the suburb you’re still wondering if the nice white person making conversation with you at the grocery or farmers market or bar is actually an adherent of qanon. this is why I like political protests and rallies, it’s not just an opportunity to get your voice heard and hear what your politicians have to say, it’s also because it’s a “safe space” where I know I’m surrounded by people who share my beliefs and values and are most likely good people.
trump terrorists tried to murder the vice president and the speaker of the house meanwhile Americans are worried about gas prices
watching elon musk try to manage Twitter is like watching a dog try to fuck a bicycle
is there such a thing as sports exhaustion because I have it
went to Twitter for the sports ranting came back because the new owner of Twitter is still a conspiracy theorist white supremacist fascist
what if I didn’t want to pay the salary of a man whose entire job description seems to be beclowning himself on a daily basis
I just feel like if it’s not worth getting passionate about it’s not worth being part of your life
I have spent the last twenty minutes in this bar trying to convince the old guy next to me that the Phillies game is being played in Philly and not San Diego. apparently he does not believe in the existence of stadium lights and thinks it’s in fact the warm California sun
happy incarceration you pustulent ratfucker
happy steve bannon sentencing day to those who observe
election canvasser at my door: are you a Democrat
me: of course what kind of a question is that holy shit
55% of the United States is currently in drought or as we’ll call it a few years later, desertification. half the country is literally turning into a permanent desert in real time and people are still completely oblivious
some time ago I read an article essentially asking the question, climate change terrorism is coming, whose side are you gonna pick. I guess it’s time to pick sides. I pick the side of climate change terrorists www.google.com/amp/s/www…
red: gym
green: Phillies playoff game
I seem to have lost my wedding band does this mean I’m married to Jesus now
40% of this country is screaming about the january 6th committee being a witch hunt without having watched a single hearing
really like herschel walkers new campaign slogan “i braves fan. so i cherokee indian”
the government can’t prosecute you for lies. private citizens can litigate you for the consequences of those lies. if you don’t understand the difference you’re either alex jones elon musk or the brain worms of donald trump
Alex Jones is the epitome of white Americans whom donald empowered to believe that laws don’t and shouldn’t apply to them. guess what, you rancid ass goblin, you just got served some justice you can’t podcast yourself out of
the only difference between Alex Jones and Donald Trump is Alex Jones said he’s sorry for his actions (they’re both still horribly toxic abysmally mediocre conspiracy theorist online trolls grifting off the least intelligent lifeforms in America privileged to inhabit a human body)
fucking wild that the top 3 stories on the wapo right now are about the former president of America committing 3 different crimes, each one extremely serious in itself and wilder is the fact that this man is still the gop candidate for president in the next election
lol alex jones the year of accountability plugs onward