I need to stop buying kale. kale and I are just not on the same page
I asked my wife if it is normal for someone to be extremely anti social in 2020 then be social in 2021 then be extremely anti social in 2022 and she’s all you do what you’re comfortable with my man
I have finally found the drum I will be buried with or thrown into a dumpster with I don’t really care what you do with my carcass tbh. anyways it’s the louson cajontab 12 inch pro walnut and padauk
my HOA has sent me an email saying a doe has given birth in the development and she is protective of her fawn and to please avoid that area especially if you’re walking your dog and do I actually like my HOA now?
I have spent more money on musical instruments in the past year than I have spent on clothes in the last twenty years and that’s the ideal spending ratio
the gop candidate for pa governor is a far right conspiracy theorist fundamentalist christian anti choice trump insurrectionist who believes the military should control the government. we warned you in 2016 that this is America’s future if you voted for trump but there were these emails and stuff
every time I see a house with a let’s go brandon flag I imagine the guy running around naked in the backyard wearing a maga hat golden retriever on his back thumb in butthole slapping his own ass screaming the lyrics to the eels: novocaine for the soul while his wife takes pictures to post on the local facebook q group
didn’t see a lot of birds but the trail made up for it
please reset the days since I went birding but forgot to pack binoculars counter to 0
there are no words to describe driving on a late spring evening through the Pennsylvania countryside fragrant with spring blossoms windows down blasting your music the wind massaging your hair experiencing the absolute irrefutable joy of existence. let’s call it “life”
last weekend, driving back from the bans off our bodies abortion rights protest
me: you know what would be a cool t shirt slogan? “there’s no you in uterus”
today
wife: look what I made
I have lost the ability to process good news
relating so very hard with this congratulations to Mr Cooper on the show
Elon musk will be voting gop and wants the left to ask why. dude this is not rocket science. every person of privilege is a “liberal” until they’re held accountable, after which they’re “mugged by reality” into fascism.
think about how exceptionally mediocre both madison cawthorn and donald trump are to lose their job after a single term with the incumbency factor combined with the fact that Americans will forgive straight white men for just about anything
bye madison cowthorn you mediocre performative grifter I hope you remain unemployed for the rest of your pointless life
it just feels like it’s going to be a summer of rampant trump terrorism
me posting this on the family Whatsapp group: lol hilarious me moments later: oh sheeeeeet
meeting got cancelled so I made a stone-ground basil black pepper dried mountain caper pesto
my gardening enthusiast neighbor has finally put flowers on her deck. I was starting to worry about her mental health
spotted a historic mile marker in green lane, pa. 35 miles to Philadelphia
what are the chances that the white supremacist Buffalo mass murderer is a trump supporter and religiously watches Tucker Carlson
one of the most painful things to watch is someone play a djembe with a brush. fingers man. you remember fingers? you can use them to make drumming sounds on a hand drum named thusly because you play it with a hand containing fingers.
baseball is such a wretched sport it will take you on a journey of mental anguish and delight for 162 games over a period of six months and then the team that just happens to turn hot at just the exact right time of the playoffs through no rhyme or reason gets to win the championship
modesty culture is gender fascism