me driving into a sweet old pa mountain town with cute houses on my way to a brewery
me: this is nice I love Pennsylvania so m
passes house with let’s go Brandon sign
me: will I be able to experience any happiness ever
this is purely anecdotal but ever since the January 6 hearings began I’ve been seeing trump flags and other fascist accessories being removed from properties
my deck vegetable garden has yielded 6 cherry tomatoes and 2 cayenne peppers which makes me eligible to put up a farmers for fetterman sign on my car
I don’t know why ppl are shocked by qanon it’s basically every abrahamic religion except it’s developing and unfolding in real time over the course of a few years instead of a few thousand
spending the long weekend alone because sometimes a man gotta spend time alone in the woods with his thoughts and emotions to find inner peace and also because my wife is visiting her friends and family
this can’t be good for the democrats in the midterms. damn you biden
wife: can you turn on the AC
me: it’s nice outside I can just open the windows and
dog starts panting
me: perhaps it is a tad warm. I think we should turn on the AC
my favorite new historical discovery in Philly while I was there for my naturalization interview was when my friend Jeremy who accompanied me there showed me the archeological remains of ben franklin’s house right behind the original Philly post office which means Ben Franklin, the first US postmaster general, was also the first ever work from home employee. I was also shown ben franklins septic tank (called a privy pit back then because we were all very fancy back then).
me: holy shit are you saying there’s ben franklin’s poop at the bottom of this hole. how do I get a look at it
Jeremy: calm down they probably already excavated his poop to display in the national museum of poop
I have partied so hard between my naturalization interview and oath ceremony I’m now two citizens and should rightfully have two votes according to the weight census
trump: I did not grab the steering wheel of the car. how would I even do that
secret service: he couldn’t have done that because he’s too fat
trump: not only did I grab the steering wheel of the car I drove it to Canada
I genuinely believe that with the shit that remains to be still exposed by the January 6 hearings the gop is gonna have no option other than disengaging from donald totally even as a lot of them are already doing so. and I believe this based on the fact that every hearing exposes more incriminating and more serious shit than the previous one
pretty much zero probability that this textbook witness tampering was ordered by anyone other than acclaimed mob boss donald trump. he’s going to prison.
At the close of the hearing, Cheney shared messages — recalling mafia-style intimidation — that she said were sent to those called to testify before the January 6 committee. “[A person] let me know you have your deposition tomorrow,” one message stated. “He wants me to let you know that he’s thinking about you. He knows you’re loyal, and you’re going to do the right thing when you go in for your deposition.”
this here is a clear cut case of armed insurrection that will ensure trump never holds office again (in addition to jail time)
According to Hutchinson, the president of the United States knew that his supporters attending the January 6 rally near the White House were armed—and he still wanted security removed from the area and the crowd to march to the Capitol. “I overheard the president say something to the effect of ‘I don’t f-ing care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me. Take the f-ing mags [magnetometers] away. Let my people in. They can march to the Capitol from here,’” Hutchinson said. Not long after that, Trump told the crowd that stormed the Capitol, “If you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore.”
let merrick garland do his job. these things take time. let him get his shit in order before he acts. prosecuting a former president and failing to win the case is as bad a result as not prosecuting him.
these are insane numbers. he’s fucking toast.
the person who comes off the worst in these hearing other than trump is Mark Meadows, a mediocre hapless incompetent goober glued to his phone doing nothing while knowing that the world is crashing around him. because this is the essence of “tea party” conservatism, the art of getting white people angry. but they’re already angry now what holy shit are they too angry now oh no they’re doing an insurrection now what do we do that’s not our area of expertise. I’ll just stare at my phone I guess. mediocre. fucking mediocre. fuck that piece of shit. fuck all of them.
there’s a 90% possibility that the select committee held the emergency hearing today to give Mark Meadows Rudy Giuliani and whoever else from the seditionist rat pack sufficient time to flip on the king rat
this is where the gop starts to disengage from Donald. not fully. that will happen with the video evidence that’s coming. I will be surprised if the percentage of Americans who want to see him indicted caps at anything less than 75
the first hour of the hearing was absolutely incriminating for Donald. the second hour will be corroborated with video evidence I’m hoping. it’s amazing how credible the witness was with her attention to detail and how effective this “prosecution” was in pointing out the significant aspects of what she was presenting. holy shit. watch the whole thing if you can.
that was the most devastating hour of hearings for Donald Trump Mark Meadows and Rudy Giuliani. I just can’t imagine anyone trying to defend this shit. no one’s gonna even try.
Donald knew there were armed people in the crowd
he knew they were his people
he wanted to remove the magnetometers so they could enter his rally with weapons because he knew they wouldn’t hurt him
he had an existing plan to lead these people to the Capitol
he wanted to execute that plan even though he now knew these people were armed
this is the definition of an armed insurrection.
holy fucking fuck.
holy shit the Jan 6 hearings just proved beyond doubt that trump was planning to lead an armed mob to the Capitol
what did you guys do the night before getting your US citizenship? I’m eating a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich nothing beats this shit
first amendment motherfucker. that’s the good shit
gonna take the train down to the city tomorrow morning with my friend Jeremy to get my US citizenship in the city that in Jeremy’s words told King George to fuck off and eat shit. tomorrow’s gonna be fun. we gonna get some citizenship then walk some history and drink craft beer.
with all due respect, fuck your religion. seriously, fuck that shit. move the fuck on. are you fucking serious with that garbage? get a new hobby. make some friends. burn that stupid ass book. buy a PS4. go for a walk. stop thinking about God. there’s an entire universe out there. there’s an entire world in here as well. take your pick. play music read a book. not that book. one that makes you happy not one that makes you feel guilty about having fun. get a bird feeder. visit your farmers market and cook some food. love your loved ones. your religion is worsening the world. I don’t fucking care if you’re enjoying that one aspect of your religion that appeals to you, the whole thing taken in it’s entirety is fucking toxic. get rid of it otherwise you’re complicit in the damage it causes just by normalizing it. thank you.