so just to be clear Americans would rather have a president who attempted a violent coup over one who just happened to be president during a global inflation due to a pandemic. just checking with my jackass fucking country
sometimes I feel like the only reason I’m on any social network is because where else can I fucking speak my mind about religion the fucking horrific man made catastrophe that no one wants to acknowledge is literally destroying us
you can make anyone believe anything if you can frame it as an attack on their race or religion
anyways back to the campfire and maybe I should just throw my fucking phone in the campfire
the problem is religion. white Christian racists are making minorities vote for racism by focusing on their common Christianity. holy shit religion makes people so fucking stupid to the point of being mentally incapacitated
working on my laptop on a picnic table next to a campfire in the middle of the woods listening to music and frogs and this is the future of work
I don’t know man it just feels like the mansion people have already started making post earth plans
holy shit this is the comprehensively angry 4th of July editorial piling truth after truth after truth and I found it on…ESPN?
I fucking hate ketchup
country music is the ketchup of music
the smell of the forest as you sit by a campfire. grateful for every day I get to be alive in Billy Penns woods
don lemon is drunk right
everything is a whole lot more fun when you’re doing it for the first time as a citizen especially 4th of July television firework shows
Merrick Garland watching the fireworks through the window
Merrick Garlands mother closes the window
Merrick Garlands mother: okay that’s enough now go work on the January 6 indictments
Merrick Garland: please can i
Merrick Garlands mother: after you finish the witness tampering indictment
Merrick Garland: okay ma’am
just stood for my first national anthem as a citizen next to a blazing campfire just like our founding fathers would have wanted me to
how are we going to fight aliens when we can’t even get rid of Donald Trump? yes obviously I’m watching independence day
all I’ve done all day today is sit in my backyard listening to music and watching various woodpeckers feed their babies. the baby count is 1 downy, 1 hairy and 2 red-bellied.
the women for trump sign in my town is gone and I don’t know whether to hope she got over trump or died
any hot take that justifies overturning roe v wade because it should be a state level decision is an obviously terrible take and you’re an imbecile who should be legislatively prohibited from having hot takes of any kind
it’s funny how bears never walk up from a distance they just materialize out of thin air. that’s how quiet they are
I miss when guitarists in music videos played hot solos on mountain peaks
watching 90s mtv music videos because murica
holy shit how much longer are Americans going to subject themselves to gun trauma instead of telling gun toting rural goobers to fuck off
if not now, when
such a magical country being eaten away by greed consumerism religion and racism