a close friend lost his dad, migratory monarch butterflies are now officially endangered and I came to know that the Soundgarden song “like suicide” was based on a robin who crashed into Chris Cornell’s window broke her neck and Chris had to kill her to put her out of her misery. that’s been my day today.
may I suggest to rachel maddow and company on MSNBC not to treat these hearings like a ratings spectacle with the goofy giggling and joyous triumph but fucking rage like the fucking rest of us
white suburbanites trying to protect their kids from American history and LGBTQ ppl while the planet is literally burning
feels like this is the literal everything burning apocalypse the christian evangelicals have been waiting for except jesus ain’t coming there’s no going to heaven you just stop existing and everything else dies
this is how you run a business
I don’t know why people are still wondering why the fuck Donald is still openly trying to intimidate ppl into overturning election results while he’s actively under investigation for doing so guys just google narcissistic personality disorder and marry someone who has it and everything will be crystal clear
me: no matter how bad things get at least we got rid of polio
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getting very hard to tell if we even have a planet anymore
my absolute two favorite live concerts on film: Soundgarden live from the artists den and Nirvana live at the Paramount. watching them both this fine balmy evening out on the deck
can’t wait
we’re gonna keep America blue you fucking ingrates
most people immigrate to America fleeing fascism. shit was bad in my home country because of that other religion, not my own religion of course. hey now that you’re here, get a load of fundamentalist Christianity. the problem is religion. the problem there was your religion. the problem here is Christianity. the problem is religion. realize it, come to terms with it. your religion is neither better nor worse than every other religion. you’re all the absolute fucking worst. try and be human beings instead of being stupid fucking cultists doing really stupid shit just so you feel like you’re better than everybody else. you’re not, you’re just fucking stupid. fuck you.
put some money in my Roth IRA just in case we make it out of next year
proud that my congressional rep Madeleine Dean got arrested at an abortion rights rally outside the supreme court. side note, I knew I was going to eventually marry my wife when I came to know she carries a cheat sheet on what to do if you get arrested during a protest
there’s literally nothing I’m looking forward to this year more than voting against jesus boy violent insurrectionist mastriano and trumpy performance artist oz
America has always been an imperfect democracy. but she’s always been striving to get to perfection. now we’re moving towards the opposite direction. why? because white people on both the left and the right want to destroy everything and start over. start over? there’s no fucking starting over. fuck you. the only thing that makes America a great country (right now) is the thing you want to destroy. once again. fuck you. move. you don’t belong here.
I thought the Pennsylvania gop gubernatorial candidate was a steaming bucket of trump fascism but then I glanced at Maryland
seamlessly transitioning from okay mental health to incapacitation
is there any other country in the world where the former president promised to pardon everyone who was attempting to murder his vice president
motherfuckers gonna vote for cheaper gas while the planet combusts, you can’t visit a mall without getting shot to death and there’s an ongoing coup
fucking insane that there was a time when domestic terrorist Steve Bannons rotting carcass had unfettered access to the white house
[Steve Bannon] (https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2022/07/politics/steve-bannon-us-democracy/) is a domestic terrorist who’s laying the groundwork for America to turn into a failed state and every Republican who legitimizes him is complicit in the political violence that is inevitably coming
I am dead serious if you voted for trump or didn’t vote in 2016 pick up a tooth pick and puncture your scrotum now make sure you puncture both your testicles we don’t want to risk ending up with at least one working shit spawner
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