nobody:
Indians: sir please can we have the kohinoor back now
I want white Americans to introspect on why so many of you thought that Donald Trump, an extraordinarily mediocre person, was qualified to be in charge of the United States of America
if Herschel “holy shit is that poor man getting medical help for his brain” Walker wins the Georgia Senate seat I will fuck your shit up Georgia
the highlight of our day today in Chicago and there were a lot of highlights in the few hours we’ve been here, for me personally, this can of razor clams. it’s like eating the ocean
feels weird to call him King Charles. to me he’s always been little prince Charles
hi football I’ve missed you
I like how white democrats and leftists are suddenly very enthusiastic about elections after the fall of roe. motherfuckers, which part of roe will fall if you don’t vote for Hillary in 2016 was hard to understand
we made it through a once in a century pandemic. holy shit
I like how Donald is shambling around the place thinking he’s king maker while the people in charge are using him as a useful idiot only where he’s not harmful
pennsylvania will teach the gop the important lesson that the maga cult by itself will not win you a general election anymore because white suburbanites will mostly not be fooled by mediocre fascist clowns anymore
I told my mother that I bought a portable music looper device and was explaining to her what it did but in the middle of the conversation she handed over the phone to my dad and said I don’t understand what he’s saying
I’ve never related to a car bumper sticker this much
driving around in the Philly exurbs, traditionally very white and leaning conservative. for every mastriano and oz sign I’ve seen 15 fetterman and Shapiro signs. good bye gop.
when’s the time for the media to start reporting anything Donald says as the ravings of a terrorist trying to violently destroy America? if not now, then when?
watching Biden speak the other day passionately against fascism is the first time I’ve ever felt a politician truly speaking for me, speaking about my hopes and worst fears
we’re officially under a drought warning does this mean someone from the bureau of land management is gonna come water our dying forests
glad to see that trillions of dollars later the United States has achieved military parity with the Lord of the rings orc army
enjoy your last visit to northeastern Pennsylvania before you get indicted you shitsipping orange imbecile
lord cradle me in thy arms and take away my news
starting to realize that a healthy lifestyle when you’re young is basically doing what you would in your old age when you think you’re dying
shittiest movie trailer opening line ever
been reading a lot about burning man and it’s now definitely something I want to do before I am sent to the farm to run with the other dogs
never thought even one pennsylvanian would feel that grubby human shawarma doug mastriano would make a good governor but here we are
the fact that this dangerous imbecile overwhelming won the gop nomination for pa governor has us seriously considering moving to new England
it’s so weird to have a president who doesn’t tell his supporters to murder his hecklers
